1,000+ Happy Customers

Peanut Butter Chocolate Chip - Protein Cookie

1. Fast and Slow Absorbing Proteins
The cookies use both fast digesting (Whey) and slow digesting protein (Milk/Casein) to help your muscles stay fueled and full all day long.

2. Clean Ingredients
No weird ingredients you can't pronounce here. Just clean, delicious protein.

3. Quick and Easy
Evening munchies? Post workout snack? Need something quick for breakfast? Just grab one and go.

4. Gluten Free
Every ingredient used is naturally free of gluten to help you feel your best!

4 Reasons Why 1,000+ Customers 

choose Garbage Mouth

The #1 Choice For Protein Cookies

1,000+ Happy Customers

Best Protein cookie ever!

"I've tried countless protein bars and cookies and they all taste so fake and filled with chemicals. I love that these cookies are all-natural and also gluten free!"

- Justin M.


"Hands down one of the best cookies I’ve ate in my life! They taste exactly like a regular cookie, plus you don’t have that nasty protein taste! I absolutely love how soft and chewy it is too. Amazing product, keep it up! :)"

- Katherine H.

Great cookie!

"Great cookie! I have a big sweet tooth and knowing I can get some protein in without added sugar and super processed ingredients, I'm so happy I found your cookies!"

- Nicole A.

Garbage Mouth

vs. Other Protein cookies

Other Protein

Clean, simple ingredients

Ingredients you can't pronounce

Delicious and savory flavor

Tastes like play-dough

High-quality protein sources

Low-quality fillers

260 calories per cookie

420 calories per cookie

No harmful seed oils

Harmful industrial seed oils

Proudly Seed-Oil 


Joe Rogan

"Seed oils are some of the worst f*cking things your body can consume.”

Max Lugavere

“There’s no good reason to integrate [seed oils] into your diet..”

Andrew Huberman

"In the last 10 years the consumption of seed oils has gone up dramatically."

"The caloric content of seed oils may in some ways, perhaps in many ways be contributing to the 'obesity epidemic'."

Most protein bars and cookies on grocery store shelves today are made with one or more seed oils such as Palm Oil, Canola Oil, Soybean Oil, or Sunflower Oil.

Seed oils are calorically dense, cheaply made with chemicals, and are largely overconsumed in the American diet.

We choose to use the most natural ingredients possible in our cookies, which is why we use Butter as one of our fats and we are proudly seed-oil free!



Peanut Butter
Chocolate Chips
(Cocoa Beans, Allulose)
(Erythritol, Stevia Extract, Monk Fruit Exract)
Milk Protein Isolate

(Cream [milk], Lactic Acid)
Whey Protein Isolate
Sea Salt

Natural Flavor
Baking Soda

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Peanut Butter Chocolate Chip


20 Pack

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16g high-quality protein per cookie.

No seed oils or fillers.

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